Toddler attempted to eat them but got distracted by sparkles. Dual-purpose parenting tool.

Catch light so precisely I used them as disco balls during a blackout. Resourceful!

Airport scanner beeped because of pure fabulousness. Technical truth.

Library security followed me thinking I’m hiding surveillance tech. Suspicious elegance!

Reflections on my phone screen make doomscrolling look artistic. Silver linings!