Converted my messy bun into a “I definitely have a skincare routine” aesthetic.

Cat’s chasing reflections instead of scratching furniture. Feline therapy!

Caught sunset reflections so perfect strangers asked for photos. Humblebrag!

Neighbor asked if I’m royalty incognito. Playing along cured my social anxiety.

These hypnotic drops make every head turn during my grocery runs – stealth glam!