Dancing light patterns distract from my terrible karaoke skills. Social armor!

Twinkles under cafe lights so beautifully I got free latte art. Unplanned perk!

Survived my toddler’s death grip while making me feel human again. Mom magic!

Converted my messy bun into a “I definitely have a skincare routine” aesthetic.

My plants seem healthier since I started wearing these – probably not a coincidence.