Toddler attempted to eat them but got distracted by sparkles. Dual-purpose parenting tool.

The packaging alone deserves museum display – almost didn’t want to open it!

Makes my “I literally rolled out of bed” look intentional. Sorcery!

The sway matches my walking rhythm – accidental ASMR for bystanders.

Bounced light into my date’s eyes during awkward silence. Conversation starter!