| Marcella Blackwood | 15/06/2024 |
Bar regulars created conspiracy theories about my “new money” persona. Method acting! |
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| Penelope Harrington | 07/06/2024 |
Bar regulars created conspiracy theories about my “new money” persona. Method acting! |
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| Prudence Carmichael | 31/05/2024 |
Makes phone scrolling look like a photoshoot. Accidental influencer vibes. |
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| Petronella Davenport | 23/05/2024 |
Cat’s chasing reflections instead of scratching furniture. Feline therapy! |
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| Henrietta Radcliffe | 13/05/2024 |
The clasp survived my nervous fidgeting during a police pullover. Multitasker! |
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