Office Karen actually smiled at me – these have mystical peacekeeping powers.

Subway performer winked at me – 100% credit goes to the earrings.

How does jewelry ship faster than my Uber Eats? Witchcraft I’ll gladly accept.

Babysitter asked if I’m going clubbing. Jokes on her – Target run glam!

Survived a salsa spill and gained mysterious patina. Happy accident!