Toddler attempted to eat them but got distracted by sparkles. Dual-purpose parenting tool.

Made a street artist ask to include them in a mural. Living installation!

Bar regulars created conspiracy theories about my “new money” persona. Method acting!

How does jewelry ship faster than my Uber Eats? Witchcraft I’ll gladly accept.

Dancing light patterns distract from my terrible karaoke skills. Social armor!