Converted my messy bun into a “I definitely have a skincare routine” aesthetic.

Dancing light patterns distract from my terrible karaoke skills. Social armor!

Reflections on my phone screen make doomscrolling look artistic. Silver linings!

The clasp survived my nervous fidgeting during a police pullover. Multitasker!

Made my teen niece think I’m finally “kinda hip”. High praise indeed.