Catch light so precisely I used them as disco balls during a blackout. Resourceful!

Convinced my cat I’m cool again after the traumatic nail-trimming incident.

Turned my pharmacy run into a paparazzi situation. Mundane glam revolution!

Packaging survived my dog’s curiosity – miracle rivaling parting the Red Sea.

Makes my “I literally rolled out of bed” look intentional. Sorcery!