Car mechanic asked if I’m interviewing him for Vogue. Power play!

Converted my messy bun into a “I definitely have a skincare routine” aesthetic.

The sway matches my walking rhythm – accidental ASMR for bystanders.

These hypnotic drops make every head turn during my grocery runs – stealth glam!

Delivery guy did a double take. Not sure if for me or the packaging. Both?