Packaging survived my dog’s curiosity – miracle rivaling parting the Red Sea.

Converted my messy bun into a “I definitely have a skincare routine” aesthetic.

Arrived disguised in plain packaging – best surprise since finding cash in old jeans.

Neighbor asked if I’m royalty incognito. Playing along cured my social anxiety.

Survived a snorkeling mishap and still looks red carpet ready. Mermaid approved!