Survived a snorkeling mishap and still looks red carpet ready. Mermaid approved!

Survived my toddler’s death grip while making me feel human again. Mom magic!

Toddler attempted to eat them but got distracted by sparkles. Dual-purpose parenting tool.

My plants seem healthier since I started wearing these – probably not a coincidence.

My new emotional support bling survived a breakup and job interview equally well.