Strangers keep asking if I’m someone famous. Lying brings me joy.

Lightweight enough to forget until compliments start raining. Confidence cheat code!

Made my ex’s new girlfriend visibly jealous at the gas pump. Petty victory!

How does jewelry ship faster than my Uber Eats? Witchcraft I’ll gladly accept.

Converted my messy bun into a “I definitely have a skincare routine” aesthetic.