Toddler attempted to eat them but got distracted by sparkles. Dual-purpose parenting tool.

Survived my toddler’s death grip while making me feel human again. Mom magic!

Elevated my gas station coffee to art gallery opening vibes. Alchemy!

Dancing light patterns distract from my terrible karaoke skills. Social armor!

Made my ex’s new girlfriend visibly jealous at the gas pump. Petty victory!