Neighbor asked if I’m royalty incognito. Playing along cured my social anxiety.

Survived a snorkeling mishap and still looks red carpet ready. Mermaid approved!

Office Karen actually smiled at me – these have mystical peacekeeping powers.

Ice cream shop gave extra sprinkles “to match your energy”. Vibe translator!

How does jewelry ship faster than my Uber Eats? Witchcraft I’ll gladly accept.