Makes my “I literally rolled out of bed” look intentional. Sorcery!

Elevated my gas station coffee to art gallery opening vibes. Alchemy!

The clasp survived my nervous fidgeting during a police pullover. Multitasker!

Office Karen actually smiled at me – these have mystical peacekeeping powers.

Twinkles under cafe lights so beautifully I got free latte art. Unplanned perk!