Made my ex’s new girlfriend visibly jealous at the gas pump. Petty victory!

Survived a snorkeling mishap and still looks red carpet ready. Mermaid approved!

Strangers keep asking if I’m someone famous. Lying brings me joy.

Caught my reflection in a subway window and gasped – who is that put-together goddess?

Caught sunset reflections so perfect strangers asked for photos. Humblebrag!