Catch light so precisely I used them as disco balls during a blackout. Resourceful!

Makes phone scrolling look like a photoshoot. Accidental influencer vibes.

Turned a flat tire situation into a roadside glam session. Resilience bling!

Neighbor asked if I’m royalty incognito. Playing along cured my social anxiety.

My new emotional support bling survived a breakup and job interview equally well.