Zenobia Hargrove 02/10/2023

The weight distribution is chef’s kiss – forgot I’m wearing them until praise floods in.

Zenobia Hargrove 29/09/2023

Dog walker mistook me for the building’s interior designer. Delusional confidence boost!

Tabitha Whitaker 26/09/2023

Strangers keep asking if I’m someone famous. Lying brings me joy.

Tamsin Pembroke 26/09/2023

Office Karen actually smiled at me – these have mystical peacekeeping powers.

Prudence Whitaker 24/09/2023

Dog walker mistook me for the building’s interior designer. Delusional confidence boost!