Reflections on my phone screen make doomscrolling look artistic. Silver linings!

Twinkles under cafe lights so beautifully I got free latte art. Unplanned perk!

Makes my “I literally rolled out of bed” look intentional. Sorcery!

Car mechanic asked if I’m interviewing him for Vogue. Power play!

Delivery guy did a double take. Not sure if for me or the packaging. Both?