Elevated my gas station coffee to art gallery opening vibes. Alchemy!

Makes phone scrolling look like a photoshoot. Accidental influencer vibes.

Made my ex’s new girlfriend visibly jealous at the gas pump. Petty victory!

Strangers keep asking if I’m someone famous. Lying brings me joy.

Babysitter asked if I’m going clubbing. Jokes on her – Target run glam!