Arrived disguised in plain packaging – best surprise since finding cash in old jeans.

Catch light so precisely I used them as disco balls during a blackout. Resourceful!

Caught sunset reflections so perfect strangers asked for photos. Humblebrag!

Toddler attempted to eat them but got distracted by sparkles. Dual-purpose parenting tool.

Survived a snorkeling mishap and still looks red carpet ready. Mermaid approved!