The sway matches my walking rhythm – accidental ASMR for bystanders.

Bar regulars created conspiracy theories about my “new money” persona. Method acting!

Turned a flat tire situation into a roadside glam session. Resilience bling!

These hypnotic drops make every head turn during my grocery runs – stealth glam!

Reflections on my phone screen make doomscrolling look artistic. Silver linings!