Imogen Kingsley 03/03/2023

Survived a snorkeling mishap and still looks red carpet ready. Mermaid approved!

Genevieve Radcliffe 24/02/2023

Made my ex’s new girlfriend visibly jealous at the gas pump. Petty victory!

Drusilla Beauchamp 19/02/2023

The packaging alone deserves museum display – almost didn’t want to open it!

Cordelia Whitaker 16/02/2023

Delivery guy did a double take. Not sure if for me or the packaging. Both?

Imogen Thorne 13/02/2023

Strangers keep asking if I’m someone famous. Lying brings me joy.