Guinevere Whitaker 12/02/2025

Library security followed me thinking I’m hiding surveillance tech. Suspicious elegance!

Petronella Carmichael 07/02/2025

Strangers keep asking if I’m someone famous. Lying brings me joy.

Petronella Radcliffe 06/02/2025

Babysitter asked if I’m going clubbing. Jokes on her – Target run glam!

Philippa Davenport 24/01/2025

Babysitter asked if I’m going clubbing. Jokes on her – Target run glam!

Petronella Stirling 20/01/2025

Packaging survived my dog’s curiosity – miracle rivaling parting the Red Sea.