Converted my messy bun into a “I definitely have a skincare routine” aesthetic.

Babysitter asked if I’m going clubbing. Jokes on her – Target run glam!

Lightweight enough to forget until compliments start raining. Confidence cheat code!

Made my ex’s new girlfriend visibly jealous at the gas pump. Petty victory!

The weight distribution is chef’s kiss – forgot I’m wearing them until praise floods in.