Clementine Marlowe 16/12/2024

Dancing light patterns distract from my terrible karaoke skills. Social armor!

Drusilla Montrose 16/12/2024

Survived a TSA inspection and came out looking more expensive. Magic!

Minerva Whitaker 10/12/2024

Made a parking ticket feel like photoshoot prop. Perspective shift!

Theodora Ashford 07/12/2024

Made my teen niece think I’m finally “kinda hip”. High praise indeed.

Ophelia Beauchamp 06/12/2024

The packaging alone deserves museum display – almost didn’t want to open it!