Toddler attempted to eat them but got distracted by sparkles. Dual-purpose parenting tool.

Ice cream shop gave extra sprinkles “to match your energy”. Vibe translator!

Survived a snorkeling mishap and still looks red carpet ready. Mermaid approved!

Caught sunset reflections so perfect strangers asked for photos. Humblebrag!

Airport security actually smiled while inspecting these. Universal peace achieved!