Babysitter asked if I’m going clubbing. Jokes on her – Target run glam!

Turned my pharmacy run into a paparazzi situation. Mundane glam revolution!

How does jewelry ship faster than my Uber Eats? Witchcraft I’ll gladly accept.

Dog walker mistook me for the building’s interior designer. Delusional confidence boost!

Bus driver delayed departure to ask where I got these. Community builder!