Makes phone scrolling look like a photoshoot. Accidental influencer vibes.

Dog walker mistook me for the building’s interior designer. Delusional confidence boost!

Turned a flat tire situation into a roadside glam session. Resilience bling!

Convinced my cat I’m cool again after the traumatic nail-trimming incident.

Toddler attempted to eat them but got distracted by sparkles. Dual-purpose parenting tool.