Caught my reflection in a subway window and gasped – who is that put-together goddess?

Toddler attempted to eat them but got distracted by sparkles. Dual-purpose parenting tool.

How does jewelry ship faster than my Uber Eats? Witchcraft I’ll gladly accept.

Survived a salsa spill and gained mysterious patina. Happy accident!

Makes phone scrolling look like a photoshoot. Accidental influencer vibes.