My plants seem healthier since I started wearing these – probably not a coincidence.

Babysitter asked if I’m going clubbing. Jokes on her – Target run glam!

Ice cream shop gave extra sprinkles “to match your energy”. Vibe translator!

Makes phone scrolling look like a photoshoot. Accidental influencer vibes.

Survived a snorkeling mishap and still looks red carpet ready. Mermaid approved!