The sway matches my walking rhythm – accidental ASMR for bystanders.

Made my dermatologist compliment something other than my pores. Victory!

Twinkles under cafe lights so beautifully I got free latte art. Unplanned perk!

Dog walker mistook me for the building’s interior designer. Delusional confidence boost!

Converted my sad desk salad lunch into a “that girl” Instagram moment.